Quality family time
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
Pwned by an old woman, I see?
More like freaked out by a horny granny.
It is close to the same thing, correct? Sorry, sometimes American idioms confuse me.
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.
Back in her day she also had boobs that didn't sag to her stomach
Whats between a 70 year old woman's breasts that isn't between a 20 year old woman's breasts? Her naval.
Back in the old days if you weren't 16 and pregnant there was something wrong with you.
you can't expect to be with your family and have no complaining.
It's normal, my moms not even that old and she still complains. Get over it OP
But does your mum make sexual remarks about the things she is complaining about?
I can see an old skinny orange haired gramma smoking a cigarette making sexual remarks abouy stuffing. Not that hard to imagine
What is OP?
Octagonal Penis clearly. Orangutan Pussy. Shall I continue?
Outrageous Popcorn... don't listen to the other guy.
Then you shouldn't be on here
She was obviously talking about taxidermies.
Someone doesn't understand sexual innuendo...
She's talking about... sex. Seems obvious to me.
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
Grandma, tell us the story about the time you took on 12 cocks and won!
U win just for actually saying "making the beast with two backs." I've only ever heard it twice
She is like Joey Tribbiani, we always know what they mean...
Pretty good if you know what I mean.
Grandmas will always have swag
"that time with your grandfather wow. talk about roasting his chestnuts in front of an open fire. sex on a bearskin rug is amazing just to let you know."
Roasting his chestnuts? Merry Christmas children, your grandma's a sadomasochist!
Flockz, put you're bear picture back :(
Whoaa wtf D: haha no, the derp one. You obviously don't have to, I just only know you with that picture :P
It's much better when theres no teeth ;)
Just tell her to go take a nap.
yea because that solves everything!! (not)
Keywords
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.