Queen

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Saltime 0

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

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ashes1005 0

1 y would u make this public because its disgusting 2 y did u not take out the boxes after u moved and 3 obviously theyve been there a while if eggs r being laid

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5t3ff1k4h 44

1. That's the point. 2. Because they forgot, just like they said. They're only human. 3. Yeah... that's also the point. Duh.

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HomeAl0ne 20

I don't see the issue. The manual for my wireless router says it come with a built in ant enna ('enna' is Japanese for 'nests', right?)

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Evan2297 0

Unable to connect to Linksys.... Akward....

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linnie_wesker 20

YDI. You live alone (at least that's what it sounds like) and are now responsible for your own shit. Unused corner? Give me a damn break. Also, you moved in two months ago and still have unpacked boxes? Why were baking mix and your router even in the same box? Unless they were living in the box and traveling to your router... but wouldn't you notice them?

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geekstinkbreath 9

Oh god, that made me throw up a little bit. Clean up yo' shit!

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hotpinkpepsi 6

that is the NASTIEST f***ing thing I have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!:( ... gag

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blinkingstarlet 15

that's ******* disgusting!

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brun12 1

YDI for obviously never cleaning. What does "an unused corner" even mean?!

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