Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
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BlacOpsMaximus 5

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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perdix 29

The correct excuse is: "I'm male."

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puppydog 12

Aww.. then what am I suppose to say??

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perdix 29

"Yeast infection" Actually, anything you would say to a man would be OK, since we don't know what the **** goes on down there anyway. We'd have no idea whether you were playing with your pussy for pleasure or whether you were exercising it or adjusting it.

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mrbuckeye 2

Anyone realize it could be a female? In which case "an itch" may have appeared more reasonable

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Akers_L7 8

Just wondering, is op a guy or girl?

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Mayjay122 7

Soo you had an itch that was so bad you could'nt scratch it without your pants around you ankles?..... Uh huh likely story bro...

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Savra_fml 17

I'm sure it's tha same kid who wasn't putting any "back into it". Your father does this deliberately because he knows you fool around in your spare time. Lock your doors, wanker.

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Liimitless 6

You should have just put a sock over it like in American pie

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Savra_fml 17

Yep. That's what I would have done. There is no better way to cover the fact that you are jerking off than hiding your dick in a sock!

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JinxosGirl87 0

Girl masturbation resembles scratching more so than the male stroking motion. So, I'm assuming OP is a female.

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