Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
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BlacOpsMaximus 5

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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alliteen 3

the rule in my Drumline: if you scratch it more than twice, you're playing with yourself. :p

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FFUU 0

Caught masturbating. Look them in the eyes and finish!

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Inspired22 11

You would look your dad in the eyes and finish yourself off? You might want to talk to someone about that.

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someoneO_O 4

lol American Dad, Stan: "Spider bite....itchy spider bite..........." XD that's all my mind jumped to

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leadman1989 15

I've heard of "cat scratch fever" to put it politely but you probably have some STD if your dick starts dripping white stuff call a doctor!

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, You write "all I could say" as if disappointed. I thought your response was perfect- short, to the point, and not necessarily *untrue*. YDI, but in the good way: you're quick and sharp; it's hot. Go you.

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sneakymcpothead 0

It could've been like "not another teen movie " ahahaha

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