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By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
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BlacOpsMaximus 5

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..