Hospital and Kids: Quiet

Quiet

By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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Stranger danger

By anniethemoth - 15/07/2022 16:00

Today, my five-year-old daughter is absolutely miserable and constantly putting herself down, as she has been for a week. What happened a week ago? She bumped into a stranger at Walmart, apologized, and the guy told her, “Nope, not good enough. You need to die.” Who says that to a child? FML

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By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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Sketchy-looking dude

By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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Kids say the funniest things

By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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maz_irken 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:06

...I want to meet your kid!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:10

*SMACK*

Comments

techqueen 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:37

Your kid needs a good slap on the ass for being a little mouthy brat.

iadoin 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:45

Your daughter is going to go far in life.

Opium_Production 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:03

Wow. If my kid did some shit like that at a hospital I would have slapped the shot out of her.

premiermois 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:23

Your little brat is why I, and thousands of others, hate kids, OP. And their parents, for completely failing at their job as a parent. YDI.

jessie96xoxo 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:33

I'm sorry old lady, but I thought this was funny... XP

dnvrcosnobrdr 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:38

try teaching your kid to keep her mouth shut and to be respectful to adults. thats half the problem with this country. no one has any respect.

jeffersoneagle 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:40

She's genius

Ambsies1574 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 18:05

I blame the parenting.

Tiel 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 18:08

Bad parenting, bad influence from home. Goodness, what do you teach her man? If I was there and saw it happen, I'd smack ur child silly and diss you.

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Sunday 7 August 2011 18:22

Well.....isn't thAt embarrassing!

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