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Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 351

You deserved it 8 275

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By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 169

You deserved it 6 607

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 5 467

Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 843

You deserved it 12 359

By ilovemybrother - 28/10/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 047

You deserved it 4 755

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 716

You deserved it 48 154

By KaityK - 19/04/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 272

You deserved it 5 039

Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 588

You deserved it 47 235

Accidental homophobia

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 03:47 - United States

Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 009

You deserved it 3 290

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 954

You deserved it 8 622

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 987

You deserved it 20 018

toddrob 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:30

change your password. and log out when you leave.

hahafylop 4

Tuesday 6 July 2010 7:29

brodizzle your an ass maybe he/she just turned 13 ever think of that?

Comments

wildstar 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:59

Who cares? It's facebook. It's meaningless.

mrcarmine 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 7:07

now you also know to log out!

daninatoreloaded 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 7:21

How is this a FML situation..? Really? I would respond the same way to my friend's account getting hacked. It was an obvious hack... Why are you so offended? 0_o PS- @29 overreacting just a tad..?

daysocks 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:29

Why would she have to log out if it's her PC, or even just her profile on the family PC? Change your PC password to something he'll never guess, problem solved.

degenerate_lover 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:30

I just see this as another fabricated FML that everyone, including myself apparently, had to throw their 2 cents into.

f_r_E_a_K 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:25

Agree with #2. Nothing against you...but all of your friends found it amusing (o:

sirfuzzitoes 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:43

You should give me your password, and I'll write good things about you that no one ever would. Seems you care a bit too much about what others think of you. Sucks you can't trust your family around your computer...I know I use autosave. Also, make sure to cut up your wrists, not across, cause you won't bleed out quickly enough. Get a new FML that's not lame.

Beccabee 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 15:02

this happens to EVERYONE!! don't worry about it

AliSama 17

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:21

well, you can drop the friends. so it is not a big deal. I am on facebook. it is decent./

gross__ 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

you shouldn't stay logged in... even if you're new, i'm sure you're not new to EVERY thing on the internet? you should've learned by now to log out of things...i'd hope.