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By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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You deserved it 18 208

By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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You deserved it 127 670

Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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You deserved it 3 258

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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You deserved it 3 765

By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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You deserved it 2 979

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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You deserved it 8 397

By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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You deserved it 2 598

By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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You deserved it 6 807

miniluda12 12

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:01

What a dick. Sorry OP.

iOceanus 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:02

Where have all the gentlemen gone?

Comments

mintypoison 22

Sunday 7 October 2012 12:04

Gotta love how women are always judges based on looks. =3=" People wonder why girls and women have such low self-esteem...

Kaatosade 9

Sunday 7 October 2012 17:51

Steal his umbrella and whack him upside the head with it.

n1988e 8

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:57

I'm more concerned with why you would even say yes to a stranger? This is Exactly why so many people end up missing

uhnevermind 24

Monday 8 October 2012 0:06

And this is why no one trusts anyone anymore. It shouldn't be unacceptable to hit on strangers.

AwesomeSkySky 1

Monday 8 October 2012 1:32

Fold it up, wack him in the nuts with it

Fusion55 7

Monday 8 October 2012 2:16

I can totally see this guy spending his whole day walking up and down streets popping the same question to every girl till it gets somewhere. Ahhh I love people ha.

Blue329 15

Monday 8 October 2012 8:59

What a dirt bag that cum dumpster was

meggy590 6

Monday 8 October 2012 15:27

This is one of the pranks pulled in impractical jokers... Nice try OP

ragamuffin42 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 1:54

Too much missing info here. With no mention of the size of the umbrella, there's no way to tell whether or not the guy was trying to share his umbrella with both girls -- as is more likely the case -- or being an ass. And "ladies" , when you insist on treating every man on the planet as something that can't see a female without thinking about getting her into bed, unless you know the guy to be gay, then you've absolutely no right whatsoever to expect any man to respect you. Yes, there are guys who are complete dickheads, but there are men who can be respectful. If you'll would just attempt to treat men as people who are capable of being respectful, you will be surprised at how much more respect you get.