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By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 14:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 768

You deserved it 19 887

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By xero_art - 26/06/2009 09:51 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 853

You deserved it 7 753

I am business

By Viscerion - 15/02/2023 13:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I sold an item on eBay and received $8.36 after fees. It cost me $1.39 for a satchel and $9.70 postage. It cost me $2.73 to give someone my item. FML

I agree, your life sucks 375

You deserved it 850

By facepalm - 05/06/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 544

You deserved it 2 342

By okaydisarray - 22/03/2016 20:23 - United States - Dayton

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 604

You deserved it 3 180

By dany - 26/05/2012 19:34 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 882

You deserved it 2 160

Occam's razor

By cheatingapparently - 20/06/2020 23:06

Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 127

Keep it down!

By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 631

You deserved it 172

By Max - 04/03/2017 22:00

Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 287

You deserved it 5 460

By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 973

You deserved it 16 840

By ARGHHHH - 04/10/2018 05:00

Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 453

You deserved it 360

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Top comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:01

Hah! You did something to earn yours. The only A+ I've ever gotten was my blood type. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

kmt926 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:58

Well... An A is an A either way, right?

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xoconnie 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:27

thats really sad....................... u should really consider getting a tutor man...

thefuckinloser 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:30

that is pretty bad dude

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:34

How does OP not deserve this? You've got to be a bad Ebayer of you don't get good ratings.

stompic 2

Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:55

i laughed, so i clicked FYL. To those who think getting good marks is that easy: just shut up, please ! I'm used to get good marks. However, some people are not and have to work hard to get an A. he's not used to get A+, doesn't mean he always get F.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 11 April 2012 20:32

With grammar like that, I suspect you're lying about getting good marks.

Xly_fml 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 17:36

>doesn't mean he always get F >still implies that his/her marks are A+ material Nope.

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:00

I understand if school was difficult.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:11

LMFAO.....

irene40000 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:58

Really because intelligent people get A's all the time.

DevaGolgotha 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:55

*As.

BritLass 15

Wednesday 11 April 2012 12:45

It depends on your definition of intelligent!

hereinnc 12

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:32

First time I've ever actually laughed out loud at one of these! However YDI. Not that everyone gets A+ however you took the time to make a FML about it...

sincerelyjay 13

Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:34

Congrats, OP.

ClassyCommando 13

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:08

Yew doezent need no edocayshin itz wuts insite dat cownts.

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 295

You deserved it 9 654

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 055

You deserved it 8 438

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Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 810

You deserved it 332

Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 653

You deserved it 95

Today, I didn't realise that after leaving my ex for someone else that I would need to be a therapist for all of his friends. He was such a garbage human being that he not only drove his friends away, but they all contacted me because I was the only one who "truly understood" how self-absorbed he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 147

Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 132

You deserved it 527

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 192

You deserved it 202

Today, I realized it's been over a month since my last therapy session. My therapist canceled on me and never got back in touch to reschedule. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 190

You deserved it 225