Old lady hotline

By fml9124 - 02/11/2020 08:08

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML
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Dylan Borg 12

I think you made both your days a little bit better by mistake..

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Yummi_913 18

On the bright side, she probably hasn't heard from her son in forever, so you may have just made her week. I hope you find the help you need though.

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RichardPencil 30

Don't beat yourself up over that. She put you on the hot seat and you were just trying to survive. Maybe that should be a metaphor.

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Dylan Borg 12

I think you made both your days a little bit better by mistake..

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Yummi_913 18

On the bright side, she probably hasn't heard from her son in forever, so you may have just made her week. I hope you find the help you need though.

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Tom O'Halloran 9

you should have told her that you are gay, and you need to go across the country to visit your boyfriend before he goes to prison for bankruptcy robbery... ooh! that is evil... sometimes, I amaze myself!! 🤣😂🤣

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Jonkbaby 22

Please get help, op. I am proud of you. Keep fighting, day by day

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