Money, Concert and Love: Read the small print - FML

Read the small print

By J-Sauce - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Salmon Arm

Today, a girl I like asked me to a concert, saying she had an extra ticket. I ended up being the third wheel with her and her boyfriend. I had to pay $60 for the ticket too. FML

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pandemonium307 10

Tuesday 23 February 2016 10:30

You should have known enough about the girl to know she had a boyfriend, and when someone invites you to something like that you should clarify before hand if they want you to pay them for the ticket...

ShyGui 13

Tuesday 23 February 2016 10:13

Aww, don't feel bad, you got an excuse to enjoy a concert! ^.^

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marthamydear23 9

Thursday 31 August 2017 21:20

you must have known she had a boyfriend. I mean you like her so much I assume you know her...

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