Work: Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy...

By Wititipwitpwit - 21/01/2009 10:03 - France

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

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By kernewek - 26/05/2011 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

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By LP - 16/02/2015 03:25 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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Cough up

By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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Not safe for work

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 00:02

Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for their arrival tomorrow morning. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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Spooked

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 05:08

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a makeshift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

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By Elcam - 16/10/2013 08:22 - Belgium

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

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By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML

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Whackjob

By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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littlepirate_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 12:40

Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass. That's like... totally normal. SERIOUSLY!

0___0 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:13

Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit. DENY, DENY, DENY!

Comments

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:41

LOL....

niamhyo 13

Sunday 1 June 2014 18:14

it's OPs fault for being fat

littlepirate_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 12:40

Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass. That's like... totally normal. SERIOUSLY!

0___0 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:13

Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit. DENY, DENY, DENY!

choppedNskrewed 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 19:12

ahahahahahahahahahahahha lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

manoverboard 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:59

PWWWNED. xD

tramplife 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:26

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh man that fkn sucks loooolllll what were u thinkning PAHAHAHAHAH

Trooth 13

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:34

you must have been PRETTY HEAVY to have broken it rofl

joeyl2008 29

Sunday 21 February 2016 19:59

Yes, the must have been pretty heavy to have broken the thin layer of glass on the scanner...

FmlQueenx13 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:13

rele tho what were you thinkking? lol. :)

zavanna 1

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:03

Hm. Hehe. When I read this, I remembered a comedy video I once saw. It would be something to think about for all those who are using the photocopier for... anything else. Hehe. Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBWfcFX9Kc