Fight, Public freakouts and Geek: Ready to rumble

Ready to rumble

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

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Fluffydemise 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:09

Avada Kedavra, ************.

daringtoride 27

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:15

Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand? On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.

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LexiRose6 3

Tuesday 27 August 2013 19:41

it IS a serious matter.

sharon69_fml 1

Tuesday 27 August 2013 21:46

Well you know Harry potter is a really strong topic

DoOver 6

Tuesday 27 August 2013 22:29

You sir, if you were on the correct side, are my hero.

Lomus 24

Tuesday 27 August 2013 23:18

This really says a lot about what you deem essential characteristics for an idol.

guitardude69 11

Wednesday 28 August 2013 0:02

Is this a bad time to use the force ?

Savner 16

Wednesday 28 August 2013 0:23

this is always acceptable

Ubehage 32

Wednesday 28 August 2013 0:34

What a primitive ******...

ratorr2 23

Wednesday 28 August 2013 0:36

WWDD? (What would Dumbledore do?)

inolongercare 19

Wednesday 28 August 2013 1:22

Never diss Harry potter!!

incognito1520 20

Wednesday 28 August 2013 1:38

Hopefully you fought Draco

NandaPanda 22

Wednesday 28 August 2013 3:40

A worthy fight

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