Fight, Public freakouts and Geek: Ready to rumble

Ready to rumble

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

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You deserved it 21 676

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Fluffydemise 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:09

Avada Kedavra, ************.

daringtoride 27

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:15

Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand? On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.

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annoyedperson 25

Thursday 16 July 2015 21:01

what's a Harry Potter

themostunlucky_fml 14

Tuesday 28 July 2015 23:02

It was worth it though

Exactingbat 10

Saturday 16 January 2016 8:20

well, what were your arguing about in the topic? This is very important to know so I can tell if you deserved it or not.

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