Fight, Public freakouts and Geek: Ready to rumble

If you ask ANYONE that's read up on books, you will find that Harry Potter is most definitely NOT the "greatest literature icon", no matter how much of a fan they are. See people? THIS kind of shit is what I'm talking about.

Cassowary_lover 14

Wednesday 28 August 2013 6:44

Completely justifiable.

LexiBiersack 8

Wednesday 28 August 2013 15:50

Don't worry, that's me getting into serious fights about Harry Potter :D

banemask 14

Thursday 29 August 2013 7:47

Damn. All my life ive been lied to about canada.

mekachikiku 8

Friday 30 August 2013 9:03

If you were rooting for it, then you should have put a Full-Body Bind curse on them. If you were hating it then Avada Kedavra, mf.

lifeisfabulous 10

Saturday 31 August 2013 21:27

Well Harry Potter is a very intense and interesting subject so this is perfectly understandable.

frod0 10

Sunday 1 September 2013 4:07

Worth it OP!

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