Scary and Miscellaneous: Ready to rumble

Ready to rumble

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 589

You deserved it 27 814

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By nottililgirl - 04/09/2009 03:24 - United States

Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 018

You deserved it 44 118

Slippery when wet

By Ulysse - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 294

You deserved it 8 798

By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 927

You deserved it 32 340

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 284

You deserved it 30 208

By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 588

You deserved it 5 698

By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 565

You deserved it 770

By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 954

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 019

You deserved it 27 725

This old house

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 16:00

Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML

I agree, your life sucks 792

You deserved it 151

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 746

You deserved it 5 160

lillypilly35 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:23

a vibrating razor?? WTF??!!

flipster916 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:11

.....I then later found out it was my vibrator not my razor....

Comments

FYLorYDIohno 12

Friday 12 March 2010 9:18

#10 made me laugh

tssm 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:23

u sure that was ur razor vibrating?

Tempuser117 2

Friday 12 March 2010 13:54

#51 Amused me, the mental picture made me smile.

Fminetoo 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:23

Nothing really, i just like to poke fun on occasion. Ive ripped on other people worse before. Dont take offense. : P BTW, it seems like FML has new postings at certain times. For me, 3 AM is a usual time. US Eastern Time

Fminetoo 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:26

Also Snick, when you officially become the 21st century version of "Dear Abby" please remember us here on FML. : P

Fminetoo 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:37

" I Don't." is not a complete sentence. You should watch your grammrawr. lol.

Resquall 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:51

It actually implies that Shmocks doesn't do something; it is a complete sentence.

justmeagirl 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:54

And these are the types of girls who have boyfriends they can call on for the stupidest little thing. Yet us intelligent girls only have ourselves. This is why only idiots are breeding.

nyc718 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:43

That's because the dumb ones are usually hot blondes who don't need a brain to get by. And the intelligent ones are either fat or ugly, and need to be smart to get by.

imdeborah 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:20

i hope you're aware that nobody wants to hear you stereotype people. kthanksbai.

koolkat27 13

Monday 18 June 2012 23:57

so you're calling smart women ugly...but look at yourself...

lelouch0reki 4

Wednesday 20 April 2016 17:54

You're acting like a b****. You have no idea if she's "smart" or "dumb". When a person is afraid, they can't think straight and sometimes miss logical steps. You don't even know if you are considered smart. If you were smart you'd be able to get a partner easily. Don't blame everything on looks.