Scary and Miscellaneous: Ready to rumble

Ready to rumble

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

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By nottililgirl - 04/09/2009 03:24 - United States

Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

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You deserved it 44 118

Slippery when wet

By Ulysse - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 30 208

By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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You deserved it 5 698

By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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You deserved it 770

By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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You deserved it 27 725

This old house

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 16:00

Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML

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You deserved it 151

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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You deserved it 5 160

lillypilly35 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:23

a vibrating razor?? WTF??!!

flipster916 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:11

.....I then later found out it was my vibrator not my razor....

Comments

lillypilly35 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:23

a vibrating razor?? WTF??!!

Anonnamus 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:50

It's fun buzzy for your fuzzy. Yes, I am lame. Don't judge me.

katmandont 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:59

Actually, I thought it was cute. More SIS than LOL (Smile In Side)

bella_coza 0

Friday 12 March 2010 18:22

I have a vibrating razor,it's a mans razor actually I stole it from my boyfriend!

astro_plastic 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:27

YDI for spending $10.99 on a vibrating razor.

SadieVincent 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:31

Sadly, I did the same thing. However, I phoned my Mother, and she asked me if I left my vibrator in the shower. I was more embarassed to tell her it was my razor. And yes, Venus makes the Vibrance razor which vibrates, but it's useless for both shaving and masturbating. I was hoping to do both at the same time. Darn.

katmandont 0

Friday 12 March 2010 16:01

Ouch!!!! Do people try to ********** with a vibrating razor? I guess only once....

SadieVincent 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:29

The handle vibrates as well. And I've never actually tried.

Zebidee 8

Friday 12 March 2010 10:38

Things that vibrate that a woman can pretend to have innocently lying around the house is the greatest cynical marketing win of all time.

Zebidee 8

Friday 12 March 2010 10:40

nyc718 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:46

Short and to the point. This comment has my vote for comment of the year.

thatoneGeo 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:41

are you sure it was a razor? come on be honest....hehe

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 12 March 2010 10:44

Snickers- Your mom isn't a full sentence =P .... Wouldn't she be cool if she was, though? I was gonna pull the mexican card and say "me no speaky", but I went for childish =D

righttorule 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:01

It's alright for you mate - your jerk off tool is attached to your wrist! BTW, boring FML...not worth posting!

MangeMoi_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:03

What is the purpose of a razor vibrating?..

savemypandabear 0

Friday 12 March 2010 11:03

exactly what purpose...does a vibrating razor have? ive found it alot easier to maneuver with razors when they arent moving....and how do you not notice that? you have to have been able to pinpoint the sound? and if youre afraid a pipe is about to burst...calling your bf probably isn't exactly smart..wouldnt a plumber be option 1?

Zebidee 8

Friday 12 March 2010 15:11

Despite all the claims, I just can't buy that these are anything other than a sex toy disguised as a razor. In another piece of marketing genius, when I was looking for any evidence of these working, I found a vibrator disguised as a razor, sold under the name 'Tinge'.