Red flag

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Elk River

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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devildog562 33

Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.

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Dro23 10

I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.

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albertozeta_fml 9

Talk to him clearly: "Normally the right order is: proposal; marriage; honeymoon. To be read from left to right"

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Nexpecto 28

"Well that escalated quickly" is the easiest catchphrase to respond with

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feven 32

What if he reads the right to left part from left to right tho?

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Ltsdragons 19

I'd sort of laugh if he married her then proposed. That'd be like "Now that we're married, will you marry me?"l

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FluffyPandas156 13

2 weeks? That's pretty fast for someone you just started to date . if I were you I would run OP.

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Goblin182 26

say no hablo, and walk away.

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DenverTyrrell 13

He might have had good intentions but it's a little...I mean really weird

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nikojhavlin 12

I think mexico then break up?

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kerstileann 26

YOU may think you guys have been dating for a few weeks but you dont know how long he's been "with" you. That body you've been feeling at night for the past 2 years, is not your dog. ;) but holy shit on fire thats creepy

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