Weird, Awkward and Love: Red flag

Red flag

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Elk River

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 3 732

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 231

You deserved it 156

By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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By honeymooner - 28/03/2012 10:47 - South Africa - Braamfontein

Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML

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By FMeRight? - 28/12/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 655

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 855

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 023

You deserved it 3 211

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 177

You deserved it 4 101

devildog562 33

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:38

Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.

Dro23 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:39

I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.

Comments

Garnetshaddow 30

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:46

It wouldn't be an FML if they'd known each other a long time...

an3ph 20

Thursday 13 November 2014 8:10

Ay caramba.

happyjesus 9

Thursday 13 November 2014 8:20

Does anyone go to Mexico on their honeymoon just wondering

Druu 53

Thursday 13 November 2014 8:58

But not to Mexico.

liza1922 7

Thursday 13 November 2014 18:20

run away before he turns into a stalker

lew_eeez 7

Thursday 13 November 2014 22:09

I agree, #110. Me and my current gf knew each other for almost 4 years, and we were best friends, before we started dating and we always knew we liked each other but never got together because of many reasons. But once we started dating, it was almost instantly as if we had been dating for a year or something