Red flag

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Elk River

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML
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devildog562 33

Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.

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Dro23 10

I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.

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thes7274473 19

Tell him he needs to slow down, like a lot!

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FluffyPandas156 13

#23 it doesn't matter if im trying hard. Unless I'm not making myself sound stupid.maybe you can reconsider to just rate FMLS than commenting on here.

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vikky538 28

he is closing in pretty fast...in fact too fast...

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MrConcise 34

You know what they say, if you're afraid of looking stupid, you'll never enjoy life.

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blindkid1790 12

all you guys saying run need to stop and think. they may have known each other for more than 2 weeks. or maybe it was love at first sight.........or he just want to get her to Mexico

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pandalover69 26

Ok but explain why he's calling it honeymoon. It seems like the OP is pretty creeped out by that.

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Invisigirl 7

as a joke? my bf and i often joke about divorce,we're not married and have only been dating for 4 months

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Macherni 5

Only one reasonable way out of this. Get a tattoo of his name.

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pandalover69 26

You don't go anywhere alone with a guy like that if you want to come back alive.

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Invisigirl 7

because its not like his name is on the ticket and people know he's taking her and therefore he'd be automatically a suspect in her murder and therefore there is too much consequence for the action...

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