Red flag
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Elk River
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Elk River
By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30
By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris
By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge
By honeymooner - 28/03/2012 10:47 - South Africa - Braamfontein
By FMeRight? - 28/12/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands
By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville
By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada
Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
It's a great idea #2. OP should totally go abroad alone with some pyscho.
Who said take him . International tickets have your name and its your passport . I said go to Mexico and say no to the proposal.
How is she going to go without him unnoticed if: 1/ he’s got the ticket 2/ he’ll be on the same plane She is way better off running away from that guy as fast as possible
I think #13 meant that OP should go to the honeymoon with her bf. Then say no to the proposal.
I think trying to explain this is a lost cause. Fly a little more and you'll understand the steps involved and how to change dates and or flights etc.
Aha #33, I fly in average 5 to 6 times a year. If you know anything about changing flight schedule, you should know that it’s first of all not always possible, it’s might be a nun-refundable, non-changeable flight, secondly, if it’s possible, it’s usually quite costly. #24 I wonder how OP could have fun on holidays with a guy she is totally creeped out by.
I can fly for free, Due to my father working with Alaska Airlines. so I don't really have a problem. Op didn't say anything about being creeped out.
#38 I'm with you on that one. OP called him her "boyfriend", not a term I'd use for someone too creepy to feel safe alone with.
i don't think the FML says he proposed
I guess the fact that her story is on FML must mean that she found his present really sweet...
No, thats not enough, you have to switch counties and become a buddhist nun, swearing a life of silence and fealty. It may be a bit drastic, but it is the only way to never be found.
The scary part is going to Mexico with someone you know for 2 weeks. The "honeymoon" was pretty obviously a joke.
Get out as soon as you can. Trust me. RUN!!
not before spending some quality sun time in Mexico!
I would run... FAR away.
Marry him, then run.
What type of person would waste someone else's time by marrying them, and then goes off and never comee back.
yeah! invest a lot of time, legally bind you to him, commit yourself for the process and than run! its that simple! oh wait, its stupid. he could find her easier if they're married anyways and who the hell wants to get married after 2 weeks?!
Yeah, what do you think this is? A romantic comedy?
Why waste the time and money? I'm guessing you put absolutely no thought into that comment. Think before you post.
pandalover, have you met fluffypandas yet? i think youll get along great
How crazy people like that get dates in the first place is beyond me...
chloroform and stockholm?
Chloroholm and stockform.
Just leave without saying a word.
Far.
Perhaps to Mexico. Or over the moon. He'd never check either.
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Go to Mexico say no to proposal. Have fun. Then run.
I say you run, run as fast as you can. That's scary.