Red flag

By katwingz - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield

Today, after being together for only two weeks, my boyfriend got me a year's gym membership for my birthday, in a card that said, "So u can b hott! Luv u!" FML
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Izabushel 65

So I take it you will be getting him spelling lessons?

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felidsentry 17

I'd be offended for like five seconds- and then realize I just got a free year at the gym!

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mosquito19 14

get him a penis pump that says " you can be adequate ".

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KforKiss 6

So dump his ass and use it to make him jealous for being an asshole. Also being physically fit is a health concern so use it even if you don't want to make him jealous :D

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flame5768 14

are you so f****** dence that you think the boy would actually let her keep the membership?

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slap_u_much 6

Hey if don't want it, I'll take it ;) seriously... I need it because I want to loose 20 pounds

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honestjane 22

Loose 20 pounds? Where are you going to release it? I've heard they don't do well in the wild once they've been domesticated.

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Chris455 8

There's nothing wrong with being healthy. :D He could've done it in a kinder way and asked you to work out with him. But he was being a jerk. He asked you out for something that he liked about you though. So your weight doesn't matter entirely.

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thegirl19 2

Sooo, FYL for the fact he said 'I love you' after only two weeks by birthdaycard, or FYL for the fact he thinks you're fat?

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