Red flag

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 22:00

Spicy
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after we went to my family reunion. I heard him complaining that I didn't have any "slutty cousins" he could cheat on me with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 645
You deserved it 200

Same thing different taste

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Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...

Congrats on losing all that dead weight!

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Congrats on losing all that dead weight!

Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...

You have to sit down and have a talk with your cousins. They're gonna need to **** it up if you are ever going to have a chance to land a high-quality man like the one you just lost. Assure them that you commit to slutting it up for their boyfriends/husbands.

You got rid of an idiot and confirmed that you don't have any slutty cousins to cause you problems with your next boyfriend. Win - Win from the sound of it.