Love: Red flags all over the place

Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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You deserved it 9 519

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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You deserved it 459

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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Big Brother is watching you

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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You deserved it 3 779

Pay attention!

By anonymous - 04/12/2010 12:03 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 6 084

On call

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML

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You deserved it 161

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 5 583

Luckster 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:51

People don't seem to understand that there's good lying and bad lying. Good lying is normally done so people can prepare surprises for others. Bad lying is things like covering up that they cheated on their lover with someone they met randomly.

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:20

Wow. That's quite the overreaction.

Comments

laughing_zebra 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:26

Well, its not like he knew you were going to see him. Hence, the surprise. I'm sure you could,ve just told him you were on your way and he would have felt stupid.

imajinethat 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:29

You dumped his ass? Wow, you're a bitch. YDI, OP.

amiotica 2

Thursday 15 October 2009 0:58

where in that fml did you see anything about her dumping him.... you gotta learn to read better

TheOthin 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:06

Not in the FML; below it. Her screename is "DumpedHisAss".

matt1252 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:31

ur nice

thatoneguyinca 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 23:42

long distance relationshits are overrated relationshits are overrated, too

Syn_fml 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 0:26

Sounds like a psycho.

iSulyyRkewl 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 0:40

wow dude that really sucks.. buh its hilarious!

Matt_Nicholas 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:19

This is funny, you completely ignored calling him, lied and said you were working, and you didn't expect him to break up with you? YDI in so many ways.

TheOthin 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:32

She said she dumped him, not the other way around. Which makes it even worse.

bazookajoey 27

Friday 2 October 2015 1:54

You guys are idiots

haweb 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:30

Why would your boyfriend call at work to see if you're there or not? Especially if he's 10 hours away?

Tubasaurus 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:43

Well, you did lie to him. Don't you get pissed when people lie to you?

Luckster 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:51

bexox 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 3:04

I agree with this. There is also the "white lie". I'd rather hear those than the truth sometimes. I'm trying to see it from the boyfriend's point of view. I guess if I were in a long-distance relationship, I'd be more paranoid of cheating, but I'd NEVER freak out until I heard why they weren't there. Plus, he called her at work to check up on her, which would annoy the hell out of me.

Puolukka 4

Thursday 15 October 2009 20:24

Yea I agree. I mean okay he called her work and she wasn't there...the first thing I'd assume is that maybe she wasn't feeling well or something. So I'd call and ask rather than start yelling right away. I'd have been super pissed. And it would annoy me too if my husband called me at work to check up on me all the time.