Redhanded

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

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Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You told your mom to come in your room while you're masturbating? Ick.

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Nhayaa2.0 17

I'll never understand dinners at 6.

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RichardPencil 30

You told your mom to come in your room while you're masturbating? Ick.

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Jon Tessler 14

since he told her to, knowing he was masturbating, it's obvious he wanted her to "give him a hand".

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RichardPencil 30

The OP appears to be female, so the image is less disturbing than if it were a male. Still, quite disturbing!

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Glitterbaby2613 20

I feel like he missed a word, he meant to say told her not to lol

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Nhayaa2.0 17

I'll never understand dinners at 6.

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RichardPencil 30

It's pretty normal in the US. Gives us time to make room for a late-night snack.

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raven_of_azarath 34

My bedtime is 8pm since I have to get up so early for work, so dinner 5-6 is normal for me. Gives the food time to digest before bed, and I’m less likely to be sick in the morning.

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xaonng 5

I'm sure this was a typo and OP meant not to enter his room

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