Embarrassing and Kids: Revealing

Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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purplepickle 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:41

of course she locked the door, the locks are not very complicated in public bathroom stalls, three year olds can easily open them.

amritajaneeex3 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:40

Why didn't you lock the door? And it's not that embarrassing - they're women too - unless your ****** is deformed or something.

Comments

ImASHMARTcookie 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 6:37

not like u can stop him if ur doing a shit :O

tuboshu1986 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 6:49

you were just stared by women, its not a big deal. let me guess, you are a man rushing into the wrong room?

watchback 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:48

so cute boy... huh

MissOriginal 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:50

They have the same stuff as u, it makes no difference

coldglass 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:55

Haha. You deserved it for having a gay ass son.

bosladi25 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:05

blah

jonnnnyboy16 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:08

who cares

SettoFail 9

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:22

Reading this fml was a waste of time. Not funny nor interesting at all

CrazyAssStories 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:36

get a life

Futurecre8 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:58

hey Roland, why don't you get that rock outta your tampon, you dick. chill the **** out. people post stuff here for closure and they don't need ******* assholes like you makin them feel like shit for no reason. suck on my big hairy sack