Richard?

By fartbucket51995129565 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
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xBOGGSx 3

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

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fictionaldiary 11

It doesn't sound like you knew him very well, but you say you liked him. I'm confused.

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RA91 26

That guys' a jerk..his lost anyway, no worries.

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msnique1 5

He's a whole lot stalkerish. I'd love to see his FML post about you. You're better off Hun.

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popprock 13

What a bootyhole! Btw nice name xD

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buckeye1 9

Wow dudes clingy already and you haven't even gone on a date yet wtf.

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SirNuggetMan 5

Mind explaining your name? Ms. Fartbucket. Well anyways... that sucks.

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lexiieeex3 32

How did this fml even get posted...

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