Richard?

By fartbucket51995129565 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
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xBOGGSx 3

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

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xBOGGSx 3

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

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sweetbliss3 37

i hope not. for your sake, im glad his nuttiness came out before you guys got too involved.

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meganlovestea 15

Seriously. He sounds obsessive! At least you can get rid of him early before it gets worse

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incoherentrmblr 21

Monday is a bad day for everyone...

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cheshireau 26

I think we have a Stage 5 Clinger.

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Misskreher 30

Some people should learn how to count.

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idonotknow7 16

Some people should learn not to be clingy.

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Pwib 14

Every superhero needs a super break.

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feldco1 17

He showed you the type of guy he is! Sounds like you're better off

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zandalee 19

Totally. He sounds ridiculously insecure and high maintenance. I think if you learn from this red flag you will realize that you have dodged a bullet here.

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SpamPam 18

Yeah makes me even wonder if the guy even bothered to try to start a convo or was waiting for OP to do it

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incoherentrmblr 21

Unless you're watch the movie Wanted...

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asnakelovinbabe 16

He sounds clingy, you likely dodged a bullet. Sucks now but it's probably better in the long run!

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brandoneyez1 25

That's exactly what it is... Clingy. Can't handle a day of not hearing from her and acts butt hurt. It's called grow up!

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shudson186 17

He sounds super clingy OP. That is a very good sign you shouldn't bring that type of person into your life.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Our brains were cut from the same loaf.

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fortune789 17

Maybe it's because you're a fartbucket.

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badluckalex 23

7 desrves a nobel prize. not

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glabberfasted 16

Whenever someone puts "not," at the end of their sentence, I think of Borat. "This pen is black not."

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thisismylifesoo 11

like #5 said, way too clingy. be happy nothing happened

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JMichael 25

Piss in his milk and be done with him

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cheshirecat13242 32

Well there's yer problem-- you were tracking time according to clocks & shit... Should've measured in the "clingy dude" time measurement standard!

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