Richard

By hot sweet.... not - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with Play-Doh and made a sculpture that looked like a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML
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shredder8838 10

The kid is going places.. Not college but places.

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man_in_black08 28

Hmm, hey a dick is really the "action" figure. Haha, So you were right in that way.

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martin8337 35

When I was 8, I was told to call it a fireman, or I would get a whippin.

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katties 27

That's not necessarily a good thing - parents should be able to not get embarasset to learn their kids the right name for their genitalia

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worldclassrager 39

Boys...he might have a future in the nude arts...but you were asking for it

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brandoneyez1 25

Kids say and apparently do the darnedest thing.

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thatgirlyouhate 10

Wow, he's 8 years old and he uses that kind of language? The parents need to be told so they can sort that out

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kilullu 16

Even the little ones now, huh? **** you, miley

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