Richard
By hot sweet.... not - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Renfrew
By hot sweet.... not - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Renfrew
Ah, the wonderful adventures of our favorite superhero, Dick-man!
I hear his side kick is a bit of a bawbag.
The ballsiest of them all.
Let him make dicks! No harm to be done here... But seriously a kid that age shouldnt even use such language
Although I understand where that's coming from, you shouldn't let kids build genitals out of play-doh or any other building material. That comes later during puberty. For the time being they should live their innocent youth to the fullest and let things come with their time.
I think #16's first half of her comment was sarcasm, seeing as she followed if up with "but seriously"...
Have a innocent youth? Looks like I ****** up there
Uh, you do all realize this a boy? He has seen a dick a long time ago.
#18, I see where you're coming from, but little kids do this kind of thing all the time-- way before puberty. They're curious about their body and they also notice that certain words or topics shock adults and gets them attention. You're better off not making a big deal out of it and maybe explaining why certain words or actions aren't appropriate in certain situations. If kids think something is taboo that will be all they want to do or talk about.
I understand wanting to protect a child's innocence but in this situation, what exactly are you protecting him from? He owns a dick. Of course he knows what one looks like and what it's called.
I would have smushed it.
Great resolution, that would have made the kid really happy.
I don't know why you said resolution, just seems awkward. Should have just said solution
Because resolution means the action of solving a problem, dispute, or contentious matter.
At least he is concise and to the point.
Try not to take a nap while babysitting...
It doesn't ..but you're still stupid !
Future Engineer! We need some.
That's definitely awkward. But at 8 years old, I'd be asking why he's making a penis! That raises red flags to me
He could have made one purely because he has one, but from the language he used it's more likely something he got from the internet. The internet isn't child-proof, and kids are curious.
Or from his parents/older siblings/relatives and so on. A lot of people don't care that there is a child present, and some parents are just too dumb to realize that the kid will get the same bad language they have if they curse around him/her, even if they tell the child not to say such things. Children do as they see others do, not as they are told. He's a boy, so obviously he is aware of the existence of penises anyway.
AT least you didn't find him doing something else ..... Now that would've been more awkward
Like what? Making a ****** instead?
This won't be a good generation
Left alone with big fat Sally She was such a naughty nanny Well that big girl made a bad boy out of me
Please stop.
hah! AWESOME song.
Keywords
Wow. What a dick.
The kid is going places.. Not college but places.