Transportation, Embarrassing, Pranks and My ex: Right back at ya!

Right back at ya!

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

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By ddriver100 - 05/06/2019 18:00

Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML

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Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By fullmoonfml - 12/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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Monday 8 June 2009 23:23

YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake

Sunako_fml 9

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...

Comments

shadowsx1101 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:16

LOL OP: i seriously recommend some therapy, for the fact that you were so ******* stupid enough to throw a milkshake out of a fast moving vehicle. Your parents must have made a mistake when training you not to play with your food!! YDI

tomarino13 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:16

Your a stupid bitch, seriously, there are starving people all over the world who kill for food, and your throwing it around on the ground?

snowsock 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:18

Oh shit! Gravity! Run!!!

Apen135 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:17

YDI for travelling 50 mph on a residential road. Dumbass...

hayride1987 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:28

YDI for going 50 mph in a residential area... jackass! SLOW DOWN!

burnhamt23 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:22

Real mature

CONNIE1390 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:34

YEAH YDI MOS DEF YOU CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND!!!! NOW GROW UP YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL.

razzumfrazzum 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:39

OP: you fail for being a petty trollop ( trollop is fun to say :D) Physics Pwnage And telleostar you clearly don't understand Physics, neither of your scenarios would result in the milkshake not re-entering the car. Insult FAIL.

fretforyerlatte 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:01

yeah cuz yknow, he would totally come out of his house the next day, see the milkshake, immediately know it was you and why, and fall to his knees in agonizing regret over whatever he'd done to you. worst. revenge. ever.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:59

How would that in anyway hurt him/her? Oh! There's a milkshake in my yard, oh well. Duhh, that's all they are gonna say. It's not like they'd say: "Oh Lord! You have cursed me, milkshake. NOOOOOO!" Grow up.