Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Jill - 22/05/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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You deserved it 40 091

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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Ambrily 27

Sunday 8 November 2020 20:33

I'm sorry OP, but you sound pretty childish and immature.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 8 November 2020 21:15

No matter if the relationship ended recently or a long time ago, don't waste food over it. Also, please get therapy to help you move past this.

Comments

Sagar Nair 11

Sunday 8 November 2020 17:49

You took your anger on an ice cream...pitiful

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 November 2020 18:52

Your ice-cream licking game probably reminded her of why she dumped you. Had you flicked your tongue and made some circling moves, she'd have been transfixed.

Ambrily 27

Sunday 8 November 2020 20:33

I'm sorry OP, but you sound pretty childish and immature.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 8 November 2020 21:15

No matter if the relationship ended recently or a long time ago, don't waste food over it. Also, please get therapy to help you move past this.

coius 23

Monday 9 November 2020 13:22

I know how you feel. Even though 2 years after i found someone new, I accidentally came across my ex while working and my chest started getting tightness in it with a deep depression feeling. It’s not going to be easy to get over something you likely invested a lot of your life into, but it will be ok. My ex wife burned me badly by cheating on me. 4 years later her life has become a dumpsterfire. While you’d think I would rejoice in having a better life, i’m just as depressed and angry when I think off all the lies and deceit i suffered. And i’ve been married to my current wife for 3 years now. It never is easy, but remind yourself that you still will find happiness. Even the darkest tunnel has an end, hang in there.