Death, Cats and Love: RIP in peace - FML

RIP in peace

By thanksalot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

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Alzied 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:17

Kill her grandma and say "There, your thunders back."

Nonombre 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:15

what a bitch

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jethrox 0

Monday 12 July 2010 22:44

two words for her: Sci. Co.!!!

summerlesslove 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:00

I had my grandmother and cat die around the same time too and I loved my cat but the death of my grandmother was unexplainably more difficult to deal with because u can get another cat but a grandma is unreplacable. Im sorry for the loss of your grandmother and i think your gf needs to be dumped

Frightening_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 13:10

Wow. Dump that shallow bitch.

KMurillo 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:43

That bitch!!!

ken12317 7

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:46

either your dating some messed up girl or a real stupid one...........let her gooooooooooooo

sabiancymbol 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 20:49

tell her that at least cats make exellent meals

khadijah32594 3

Thursday 15 July 2010 5:36

she claerly has no heart

MoonzBlue 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 20:04

BITCH alert!!!

NinjaKeiLynn 3

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:28

Wow. Well I guess you know what Imana say Dump Her !

MxMayhem 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:27

WTF; ditch the bitch.

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