Death, Cats and Love: RIP in peace - FML

RIP in peace

By thanksalot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

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Alzied 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:17

Kill her grandma and say "There, your thunders back."

Nonombre 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:15

what a bitch

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SquirrellyGirl 20

Sunday 16 August 2015 1:04

Oh wow, reminds me of how my mom found out she was pregnant with my brother the day my aunt gave birth to her first child and my grandma said "how dare you steal (aunt's name)'s thunder

qpdoll 19

Sunday 10 January 2016 20:05

holy shit. dude, dump that crack *****.

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 20 January 2016 23:43

That is one selfish, self-centered woman. She was actually looking forward to being able to go around telling everyone about her cat so she could get attention and sympathy over it!!! You might be better off without that kind of person in your life. And - HEY - if you dump her, then she'll have something else to wail and be given about, so you're giving her back her thunder.

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