Death, Cats and Love: RIP in peace - FML

RIP in peace

By thanksalot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

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Alzied 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:17

Kill her grandma and say "There, your thunders back."

Nonombre 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:15

what a bitch

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nyrangers1022 6

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:56

dump that stuck up bitch

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:01

Hahah. Thank you for being a smart cookie. :)

hockeyrules89 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:03

dude seriously consider getting out of that... i've been in a relationship where she would put herself absolutely first and it only got worse

floppychang 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:04

Get back at her by killing her grandmother.

22milesaway 13

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:04

YDi for having a girlfriend that conceited.

Xx_jESSii 3

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:05

I feel you my grandma died two years ago it's still hard to deal with to this day but your girlfriend seems like a real self centered bitch, dump her.

BeautyMonster 17

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:06

What a bitch.

exiie 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:08

buy her another cat

Richisme 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:11

Today i've learned that old people are not important.

soccerguy77 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:16

WTF?? who cares about that pussy anyways.

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