Death, Cats and Love: RIP in peace

RIP in peace

By thanksalot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

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Alzied 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:17

Kill her grandma and say "There, your thunders back."

Nonombre 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:15

what a bitch

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hypezster 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:48

dump her twight is the most annyoing thing ever how can she get anoither man face (which she will never be together with) on her)

jfletcher1224 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:49

dump her

BabyDacey 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:50

hahaha yaah

bloodmonk115 3

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:03

dude that sucks sorry about your grandma and your girlfriend is a bitch

beetman5 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:04

lol fail.

IWreastledABear 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:12

dump that bitch,

the_flirtt 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:12

dump her ass

herecomesandyy 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:12

backhand her

drpepperrules 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 7:21

what a bitch! so sorry for your loss!

spazz24 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:17

dump that bitch sorry to hear bout ur gma tho OP

violetmusic 7

Sunday 11 July 2010 1:21

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