Death, Cats and Love: RIP in peace

RIP in peace

By thanksalot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

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Alzied 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:17

Kill her grandma and say "There, your thunders back."

Nonombre 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:15

what a bitch

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taffy1239 3

Sunday 11 July 2010 3:25

I'm sorry for your loss, i really think you need a girlfriend who cares about you, and isn't so self-centered.

youngrob 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 3:39

you need to dump that ***** asap

akaashR 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 3:45

slap de beach

ithinkmulchsucks 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 3:57

wow, your hopefully ex-gf is a botchtail. Cats aren't even that great, you don't see cats baking anyone cookies.

eduardosuritalov 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 4:05

LMAO poor her! i mean, because its not like she cant just go buy a new cat! lets see u go buy a new grandma!

larissa132 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 4:42

I totally agree you should dump her.. she sounds like a total douche!

Mervin22 6

Sunday 11 July 2010 4:45

wrong post.. lol

BlaqMetal13 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 5:04

Ydi for stealing her thunder. No, but seriously, FYL because you only get 2 grandmothers in most cases, and cats get hit by cars all the time.

missmulatto81 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 5:23

LOL that's horrible

blue_eyes4602 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 5:56

she sounds like a self centered bitch. dump her

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