Annoying, Cleaning and Work: Rip it up and start again

Rip it up and start again

By Seriously - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after having just cleaned my office at work, I sat at my desk and opened a can of Diet Coke, which then exploded all over my desk, keyboard, and everything else in its path. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 25 May 2011 0:01

once a diet coke explodes, there's nothing stopping it's path. Entire cities have been wiped out because of diet cokes.

Josh67 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 0:02

that's why you drink normal coke not diet

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Szaszaspasz 26

Friday 12 November 2021 20:12

I learned the hard way that computer keyboards don’t like orange Crush either.

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Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML

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