Rip it up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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Ninjafriends 1

When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

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ilovelife_01 0

LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

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talun 10

Have you been holding it in for a very long time? Or was it one of those impromptu ones? Well, I'll bet that guy wouldn't know it was you, if you care that much about him. There must've been people standing in his way for him to find out the source of the "poot~".

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olg2209 0

u can fart every five minuts all day everyday and it will still be funny . but who doesnt feel a fart coming ?

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BMTHrocks 0

Today, I was going to my girlfriend's, while on the train this woman across from me tried to look hot, and when she went to cross her legs she let out a very loud fart, her stop was a long way away,FHL.

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Goaliefriend 5

whoa someone needs to learn how to hold them in!!! fail

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meteacher 2

what train in SA is this now?

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bieberfreak18 0

you shoulda been like "eww! That is disgusting!" then look around

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