Rip it up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
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Ninjafriends 1

When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

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ilovelife_01 0

LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

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fakeaccountX 6

I bet he was aghast.

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RedPillSucks 31

Bwha ha hah ah ha ha

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gabsta 3

everyone farts, just not in public.. expecially women. hahaha

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crabbyabby718 0

you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol

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crabbyabby718 0

you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol

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crabbyabby718 0

you should have given him a creepy smile after that lol

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sucknuts69 0

was it a queef?

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TheImaginarySong 16

It's just a big deal for women in public.

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ilovelife_01 0

LOL! You should had looked around to see who did it. Lol..

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Doortje 29

The guy was right in front of her. Looking around and pretending it was someone else would only make her look even more stupid.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe she could say it was an echo? Trains are pretty noisy, after all.

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Ninjafriends 1

When I read these types of FML's, I really wonder why some people find it so hard to hold in a fart. Is your ass that loose that when you shift you let out a gust of wind?

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hadi_brown 0

LOOL true same here bro

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

that's what happens to "anal" people

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kaylaroxxurmom 0

hahaha almost farted when I read this, jk

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Doortje 29

Maybe he liked it, and started wafting the smell towards him?

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FYLDeep 25

Something you would do?

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Doortje 29

Nah, something some anonymous dude from Canada had to witness.

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QueenPersephone 9

It's okay 11, I got it even if no one else does.

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number0 8

LOL good reference to the other FML, #11

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vatt 0

lol I agree with #4 but when you hold it in it comes out louder and it is natural to fart if you don't you will die

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krystal2424 0

that's so gross.. you should have looked discusted and looked ppl near you so he wouldn't think you just farted... duh. not that hard. lol

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