Miscellaneous: Roasted

Roasted

By wordmalfunction - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving Roast Duck I would be serving Roast Fuck. FML

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By Mels - 06/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Boston

Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

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A man without a plan

By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 16:30

Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML

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You deserved it 837

By Chefinblack - 19/10/2015 22:13 - Australia

Today, at my prestigious sous chef job, I was preparing to plate up expensive entrees for a function of 150 people. After arriving to work 2 hours early to finalize finishing touches, they call the restaurant 5 minutes before their booking stating, 'We can't be bothered anymore, sorry.' FML

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You deserved it 1 537

Big Brother shopping task IRL

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 07:30 - Germany

Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML

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You deserved it 666

By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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You deserved it 49 013

Introvert struggles

By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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You deserved it 15 488

By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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You deserved it 33 078

By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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You deserved it 2 138

Cursive

By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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PsychoX 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:30

So are you male or female? This will be the determining factor of the promotion after that email.

lame9379 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:29

YDI for not checking your spelling before sending an important email out.

Comments

qetzacoatl122112 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:35

That's ducking hilarious xD

CinnamonGrl 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 10:11

For all of the people saying "use spell check," in case you've forgotten, f*ck is a word... so spell check wouldn't catch it.

El_Oh_El 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:21

Lol... if that really appeared on the menu it'll be even more funny (at your expense though)

lostxsouls 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:53

HA. HAHAHAH. HAHAHAHAH. LOL XDD That sucks so hard. Both FYL and YDI. F your life, because that would be soo embarrassing, and YDI for not proofreading it. xDD

Polygon 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:43

eh d and f are right next to each other, im sure they all laughed about it and realized the mistake.

Rajko 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:59

Congrats on closing that deal.

12r34 0

Monday 1 June 2009 21:39

i love when mommy makes me roast **** YUMBOS!

elliekinslurvsya 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:30

ROFL although this makes me think you're a pretty bad typer, because if you weren't you would probably have been looking at the screen, and when you're looking at the screen while typing it's pretty easy to notice if you make mistakes... just saying.