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Roasted

By wordmalfunction - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving Roast Duck I would be serving Roast Fuck. FML

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You deserved it 44 800

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By Mels - 06/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Boston

Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 985

You deserved it 15 728

A man without a plan

By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 16:30

Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 221

You deserved it 837

By Chefinblack - 19/10/2015 22:13 - Australia

Today, at my prestigious sous chef job, I was preparing to plate up expensive entrees for a function of 150 people. After arriving to work 2 hours early to finalize finishing touches, they call the restaurant 5 minutes before their booking stating, 'We can't be bothered anymore, sorry.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 022

You deserved it 1 537

Big Brother shopping task IRL

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 07:30 - Germany

Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML

I agree, your life sucks 169

You deserved it 666

By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 665

You deserved it 3 572

By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 819

You deserved it 49 013

Introvert struggles

By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 919

You deserved it 15 488

By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 783

You deserved it 33 078

By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 361

You deserved it 2 138

Cursive

By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors, calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

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You deserved it 40 874

PsychoX 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:30

So are you male or female? This will be the determining factor of the promotion after that email.

lame9379 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:29

YDI for not checking your spelling before sending an important email out.

Comments

elsimio 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:14

is that dish the one that's seasoned with KY Jelly?

GatorDeb 7

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:31

Should that be "DML" ?

fdyourmom 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:51

It's a terrible business practice to not do as promised, so you better get in that oven. I hope you use protection, because it's going to be a very busy dinner.

xabuko 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 7:07

Might want to proofread those emails a bit more careful mate!!!

inflagranti 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 8:44

#136 - the qwerty configuration is very clever, alphabetical order would be stoopid and unconfortable

ericabella18 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:51

LMFAOO. oh god. that sounds like something i would do. the best thing to do is laugh at yourself. at least it will be a good conversation topic at dinner. lol @ #140 xD

ericabella18 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:53

LMFAOO. sounds like something i would do. the best thing to do is laugh at yourself-it'll be a good conversation starter at dinner anyway. lollll at #140 (:

cheerthefkupism 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:09

does anyone realize that spellcheck wouldn't have worked because "****" is still a correctly spelled word? stop telling them to spellcheck it. plus, you have to give them this, "D" and "F" are -right- next to each other on the keyboard. sorry =(