Roommate, Awkward and Scary: Roid rage incoming

Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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amerwin 3

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:28

If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:40

Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 8:37

Well YDI for not knocking first...

mich101 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 8:49

Obviously the ppl who are saying "take the beating an then press charges!" are fucken idiots. Who the HELL will willingly take a beating in the first place? Yah, I'm gonna go risk a broken nose and G-d knows what else to press charges...ur parents are definitely not lawyers and some of you are definitely not bloody normal...sorry for the rant ;)

itssambitch 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:14

I'll look out for this on the news.

megajako 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:18

Hide under the bed. When he looks for you his muscles will prevent him from bending down far enough to check there.

Kaiserhuff 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 9:39

Ha. No worries. The majority if "mixed martial artists" are incompetent outside of the ring. Just avoid letting him force you between his legs and you're all good.

towboatdude 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 10:56

Op sounds like your room mate just likes drama and just wants to start trouble. If her name is not on the lease anywhere. you might think about getting a new room mate

tygerarmy 35

Thursday 23 December 2010 11:01

You are a cool enough guy to have a girl roommate, just tell your roommate you're sorry but you had to tell your girlfriend what happened and now your girlfriend feels jealous/insecure and wants to beat her up. Then just keep repeating that you're sorry but you had to or you wouldn't feel right. If you have to get a friend, friend's sister or stranger to be your girlfriend it may be worth it. Your roommate probably doesn't want her ass kicked either. Problem solved.