Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
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amerwin 3

If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.

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pottymouthpanda 0

shouldve pretended u was blind :)

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lareske 0

Go for either the eye's, throat or nuts. Strike first, fast and hard and make sure your final blow is knock out and you will be right. That or get smashed lol. good luck.

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futureARMYman 0

there is this new invention called knocking maybe u should try it

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FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

It's his roomate, as in it's his place, too. He shouldn't have to knock in his own place.

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Fragmonto 5

hide your kids, hide your wife!!!

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salsalover_12 5

OP while you're getting beaten up do you think you could record it and then while you're int he hospital possibly upload it on youtube?

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salsalover_12 5

after he finds out he'll probably have dumbells with your name on them OP you should be honored you'll be the whole reason for a more intensive workout! :D

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Acousticpixie14 6

She's just trying to start crap. Tell her bf before she does...makes you look like a good guy trying to do the right thing.

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SleazeDisease_fml 0

Well she sounds reasonable :p ... That seems like a lose/lose situation to me. Telling her boyfriend isn't going to do anything but feed his jealousy and trust issues.

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