Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML
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amerwin 3

If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.

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2dove 0

Well you can always run to Florida!!!

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varkey 7

FYL dude, that sucks... on a side note, why are you rooming with a girl that's not your girlfriend? that's kinda weird...

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forgotten_addict 1

Your roommate sounds like a bitch, either that or she's blonde. I have a simple quick fix for your problem, just find the best hiding spot you can find, or say that your blind. Well fyl hope you have a fantastic day before you die.

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lalala2589 0

it shouldn't matter anyways. if he's a registered mms fighter his hands are considered lethal weapons, so pretty much if he fights you he'll go to jail.

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valri3 0

Go start boxing, you might then survive for a little longer.

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crazypomgurl3 0

Are you a boy or a girl? Cause you said that you walked in on your roommate changing, and that it was a girl. if you are a guy, why the heck are you rooming with a girl? if you are a girl, why are you scared of your roommates boyfriend?

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Munkee 6

He's a man, gender is stated at the very bottom of the FML, next to the nickname.

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Karnezar 2

You should **** her. Not like it can get any worse. Impregnate her, too.

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dansco 24

Yeah you might as well go all out and fcuk her now then at least it would've been worth weeks in hospital ;)

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slava_veles616 0

MMA fighters are douchebags

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Raddaya 3

He will try to start beating you up(if he does) by pushing you or holding you by your shirt. Wait for him to do either. If the latter, knee him in the nuts as hard as you can, then kick him there and tell him not be a jealous dick. If he pushes you, you're a bit screwed. He will continue by either holding you by your shirt, in which case do as above, or charging towards you. If he charges, duck. If you got it right, he will go flying into the nearest thing behind you. Oh, and if necessary, self defence. You're welcome.

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