Romance is definitely dead

By bri_sci94 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Madison

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML
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Batmans_cat 14

That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out

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Arestian 14

well a billion guys left to go, dont lose hope yet op, ur knight in shining armor is probably stuck in a ******* tree or something XD

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blazingshot147 19

Wait... How did you know I was stuck in a tree? I mean I'm no knight and have no armor, but how did you know I was stuck in a tree?

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

What in the world do you mean!?!?!?! He is the epitome of classy!

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TommyG493 11

Hey you. I saw your about you... It sucked

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Batmans_cat 14

That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out

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Ian7890 23

If a girl says to a guy, "nice butt" does that give him the right to slap her?

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iAmPaul 49

41 - No, it doesn't. Violence against anyone is never acceptable unless you're legitimately defending yourself against some sort of physical assault.

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drivingmissdaisy 13

I think if he touched her butt then yeah she definitely has the right slap/hit him. You can't let people think they can just get away with that shit girl or guy.

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brendejafulable 41

At least you got a compliment.

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cocainewhore 30

That's not a compliment, that was rude of the guy and very disrespectful.

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zsaddayz 16

At least you got [disrespected in public by a misogynistic jerk that your friend hand picked for you. Nothing in that FML was] a compliment. This is what you really meant.

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WaxenSecrets 5

No, that was definitely a compliment. It was given by an ill-mannered man and you might question OP's friend's intentions, but make no mistake, that man's words were a compliment. Don't get confused because it's loaded with unfavorable circumstance.

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brand125 17

70 - it is NOT a compliment because if shows how disrespectful he is and how he is only interested in the OPs body. the fact that someone says something douch like strips it of being a compliment and makings it a distastful comment, a compliment is suppose to make you feel good not feel like a tramp.

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DisCreation 14

I like your sense of humor, sorry some people seem to be a little too uptight!

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brand125 17

79 - alot of people just assume its serious and want to argue

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el_angelroca 15

I think it is clearly your fault for having nice ****(joking guys sorry)

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_Bair_K_ 11

Yeah srsly if you don't want to be disrespected with rude comments don't have a nice body

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LiliK_fml 21

Yeah just like if you didn't want to be downvoted, maybe you shouldn't have commented something so stupid :D

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Indianboy9321 25

You should have walked out with your dignity without saying a word.

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DragonDude 24

There's a compliment, and then there's that.

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712sash 26

Well, you have nice ****. So you got that going for you, which is nice.

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onlychildFTW 33

Even a nice boobs compliment is better then nothing. OP can at least have self confidence knowing her boobs can help her get a good guy.

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KeannaLove 32

I would take nothing over a superficial comment like that any day. I can almost guarantee that any guy that leads with that is probably a huge man ***** incapable of having an adult relationship.

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marcranger 28

But 36, being a ***** would mean that this guy isn't still a virgin, which seems doubtful based on his behavior to OP!

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brand125 17

72 - but what about the woman ****** he could hook up with?

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ber4fun 23

Now you know not to trust your friends judgment.

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

I think your friend has poor taste in men

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