Romance is definitely dead

By bri_sci94 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Madison

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML
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Batmans_cat 14

That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out

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trendkilla254 4

see I want to walk around with half my penis hanging out. maybe I will get a nice penis compliment. double standards are a B.

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Al3xv3l92 24

This is the part where you walk away without saying a word.

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Akouseur 7

That's not a compliment. That's just rude.

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ostfaiz 18

pardon me but how come they were visible for him!

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furubafan74 18

You're right. OP should have bound those things flat. How dare she let her breasts round out the front of her shirt.

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sem2183 13

Ewww what a pig! I'm sorry OP. You can do much better and your friend is a douchebag lol.

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akabbitt 3

AHHHHHHHHH yes the joys of dating....you should have told him "right back at ya". so happy to not be in the dating world anymore!

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whatnow430 15

relax, you're only 20, there's plenty of time to find someone :)

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PoisonOrchid 21

Exactly, she's still young. No need to lose hope over this douche. Assuming he's the same age as her, his maturity level is probably 3-4 years younger than her. Maybe she should look into some men a little bit older. Might work out better for her; might not.

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