Weddings and Love: Romantic gestures

Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 155

You deserved it 4 483

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

It's the thought that counts

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 004

You deserved it 19 795

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 494

You deserved it 3 248

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 164

You deserved it 16 711

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 623

You deserved it 4 102

What did I miss?

By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 047

You deserved it 768

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 15:00

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 754

You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 825

You deserved it 3 845

My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 595

You deserved it 114

By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 613

You deserved it 34 067

By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 871

You deserved it 705

Sodam_INsane 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:03

At least he's romantic...I guess

Katzilla_dances 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:11

Oh god... my future husband plans on doing this at our wedding. I'm glad we're practicing, LOL!

Comments

Juskeem 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:09

Im sorry but i can't believe this really happened. I've hit my head HARD to many times to count and Ive never had a concussion. Your not even high off of the ground. And who writes an FML right after their wedding?

youaresofucked 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:20

"I now pronouce you man and wife. You may now incapacitate the bride" .....

salmonoid 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:24

HAHAHAHA #33...you're a tool!

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:25

Hey, at least you're married to a hopefully nice, yet clumsy, guy. And you don't have memory loss. Not an FYL, congratulations :)

leedsrhinos 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:28

and why are you on here and not enjoying newly married life? its quite a funny story really.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:30

From like 1.5 feet up? //being FML, was expecting her getting knocked-out.

flex_able 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:30

well i was going to say the same as 46 and not an FML

Dopehead666 21

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:36

#46 I agree. Just goes to show you... marriage + women = nag nag whine whine bitch bitch. =P

elen25 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:39

Aww that sucks! I'm just getting over my concussion that I got from fainting that caused me to bang my head in the process. Sorry to hear that, it will last 2-4 weeks!