Weird, Awkward and Intimacy: Roommates from hell, part 350125 - FML

Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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Top comments

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 30 March 2009 7:31

its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.

TJ_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

Monday 30 March 2009 8:49

Dude, it's footage of a guy getting PAID 100K a year to prod the pudenda of consenting females. It's the ultimate male fantasy! If you don't find that arousing, maybe you need a gynecologist! ;-)

withered 30

Saturday 27 January 2018 23:14

You're aroused by that? What are you, a sheltered teenager in puberty that gets aroused by seeing other people's ankles? It's a medical examination. I cannot fathom what would be sexual about it. Unless you have some huge fetish on doctors, then I guess you are looking forward to your prostate exam.

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:16

wtf?! that's actually really sick and really weird. If you watch an exam to get horny, that's just sad. Get a girl.

derrickman5 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:57

thats just wrong

HarperGirl 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:22

Wow and i thought i had some sick friends

terriibabiiix23 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:59

that's DIGUSTING ! your roomate is a pervert.

hornyrabbit12 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:43

No dip shit

bobmandude 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:52

He went THAT far? wow. That guy is nuts. (pun not intended)

romaz 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:54

i'm sorry; what's a gynecologist exam?

campbellshayla73 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 18:19

a gynecoligist is a ****** doctor & they do exams to see if evrythings ok

Alye22 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:14

I love how you described it as "****** doctor" xD

campbellshayla73 0

Monday 16 August 2010 6:22

way othr way is there 2 describe it?

ugwmii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:03

wow. **** must really be his thing

Rainbowjumper0 12

Friday 24 December 2010 6:30

Ew!! Get a new roommate??

zendaddy0 0

Monday 14 March 2011 5:09

Internet rule #34 there's a **** of it no exceptions

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Today, while I was at my aunt's house with family, my grandpa needed to use the bathroom, so I guided him to it. There's a short staircase leading to it, and to my horror, he tumbled down it. I forgot he's going blind due to glaucoma and therefore couldn't see the steps. FML

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, the grocery store next door has decided to renovate and put their bottle disposal machine right underneath my bedroom. Once it's full, usually right before closing at 10pm., the machine starts beeping non-stop. I'm already diagnosed with a bunch of sleep disorders, but good night I guess… FML

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Today, after finding out that I would never be able to move my dominant arm again, I decided to talk to my best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, "It really bugs me that you made this conversation all about you." FML

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Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML

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Today, I volunteered to babysit my niece. How hard can it be to entertain a toddler for a few hours? Turns out, very hard. Within minutes, she'd turned the living room into a war zone, with crayon graffiti and a trail of sticky handprints leading to who knows where. By the time her parents got back, I was ready to sign up for a lifetime supply of earplugs. FML

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Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

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Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML

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