Roommates from hell

By WTF - 30/12/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I have to choose between getting a cellphone contract that I need, or a TV that I don't even want, but which my flatmates insist I contribute towards. The same flatmates who eat all my food. This increased grocery bill has left me unable to afford either the phone or TV. FML
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djxoebxoab 4

Move out, get some new flat mates. You'll make the money back.

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uprising_fml 0

have a back bone and tell them that you are going to pay the phone contract, to stop eating your damn food and to **** OFF .

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mariet_fml 23

If possible, buy a mini fridge (or ask your parents to purchase it for you and you can pay them back) and keep food in your room. If any of it goes missing they can't pretend that they didn't know it wasn't yours. Or make them chip in equal amounts of money for groceries. Or stop buying groceries in bulk; go to the store everyday and buy what you need to make one dinner. They'll chip in real quick once they get hungry.

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knoxxx 22

I was just about to say, buy a mini fridge. Most of them lock so you shouldn't even have to worry about them going in your room and stealing it. I had to do it too.

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yetanotherginger 19

Don't most people have their own rooms with locks anyway? All the student flats I've seen have one communal kitchen and living room with a TV, and private bedrooms with a lock

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JaysFanStu 3

Tell them to get f@&$€d?

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dadof2 4

dont buy anymore food now days its almost cheaper for one person to go out to eat than to actually buy the food then sit back and watch as your flatmates will have to decide also

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attaboy368 20

Tell them no...come on pal Man up! Stop being a doormat...maybe they will just move out and you can get some nice peeps to move in

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stewpididiot 11

Kill them all, take their money, and buy yourself whatever the **** you want !

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Get a mini-fridge for your bedroom. If you keep your food there then they can't eat it and will have to fend for themselves.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Plus it is super easy to attach a lock to the fridge so they can't go into your room and steal food that way :)

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OfficeNinja 5

Grow a pair and say "no". They can't force you to pay for anything except rent and utilities. Tell them you don't have the money. And get a mini fridge for your room. Keep your food inside it. You can install a padlock on it to keep two legged rats out. Done and done.

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